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This is the place for you to reach out and touch someone, specifically me, in that special way. Let us consider this our mutually consented upon means of correspondence.
Perhaps you'd like to book me for an event, cast me in your project, offer some kinds words, or recommend your latest gazpacho recipe. Maybe you'd like to make me an offer I can't refuse. The important thing is that you can do that here, and know full well that I will receive your thoughtful missive (99% odds), read said missive (65% odds), and reply (35% odds) swiftly (haha!) in turn.
This is your chance to finally, at long last, achieve greatness. Through me. I shall be the vessel for that which you cannot possibly hope to achieve. Happy to be here.